luvly quotes...

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back,

continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

set her free again, repeat ....

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

She'll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she loves you, the probability of her coming

back is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable

anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :

If you love someone

don't set her free.

MBA :

If you love someone set her free instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, map her into your system

If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.

my weekend:)

dah lama aku tak kuar g kl mcm dulu

dulu ada org teman,

skrg mana ada

so tak jejak kaki lah aku

bebalik sabtu ahad, tuisyen

sabtu

bangun tido...kemas umah ape yg patut

ptg, kuar ngan mak

pegi sogo...

bila sampai, perghh..mcm semut org berkerumun

tak larat aku nak beli brg

so teman mak je la

mak beli semua brg untuk ayah

tu la mak

purse ayah

belt ayah

baju ayah

hoho..

utk mak, cadar je

since aku puasa,

aku ajak mak makan terus kat secret recipe kat sogo

pastu, gerak balik

sampai umah dah pukul 9

ahad

sesedar adik aku tanye

"angah nak bangun kul berapa ni?alang nak kuar ngan mak"

bile aku tengok jam, siot...kul 10...

memang la bilik aku ni tak nampak siang..

kalau tido, kul 2 petang pun tetap rasa mcm pukul 5 pagi

pastu wat keje sikit,

terus rushing g tuisyen

balik tuisyen, terus g jusco...

menunaikan hajat..

maka dapat la aku handbag dan juga kasut

wahaha...

aku cakap ngan mak, utk raya

tapi mak ckp "tak caye.."

malam,

sambung tlg mak kemas brg

aku punggah kotak aku, terjumpa balik kenangan kenangan dulu

surat, buku biodata masa darjah enam,gambar,

novel...

huh,tetiba rasa rindu kat semua tu

cuma, sejak pindah, aku cari surat2 dr abg angkat  aku,

satu pun aku tak jumpa

aku teringin nak baca surat2 dia balik

mana ntah peginya

oso skrg ni time nak tdo dah